Some names are set aside and reincarnated. I choose names
because of how they feel on the tongue. The backs of my teeth. The soft palate
on the roof of my mouth. Gina is one of those names. G is English breakfast tea, I
an innocent mare. N is the camel’s
back, A a sultry pear. The best pears
are golden. Pears collaborate with being verbs. Pears simply are. Like
shattered foil and miniature sketches, pears cannot be undone. My mother put pears in a crystal bowl on the
island in the kitchen, surrounded by lava, surrounded by prepositional phrases.
If I do not step on the correct tiles my feet dissolve in lava and I must count
to twenty before moving again. This is the rule. The pears are there now when I
come down for breakfast. They gaze at me through their tiny pear eyes because I
am not a pear. If I was a pear, I’d be golden. I wonder about sensations of the
pears. I wonder how many senses they have. They must have “thinking.” That is
one. They must also have “feeling,” in a physical sense. The bottom pear must
feel the others pressing down upon him. Oh my. I leap up, tenderly plucking pears
from my mother’s crystal bowl, laying them gently on a cotton swab. Why do I
have so many pears? Ooo. I know I know I know. Because they remind me of
origami penguins and I must have friends like those. Friends one is able to
create and burn slightly over a candle until their fins are golden glowing. Also,
I can eat pears. I cannot eat origami penguins. Mother reminded me. Mother said,
“A bowl of fruit on the kitchen table will make you a better person.”
For my day job I lay bricks. I memorize Eliot’s poems and
recite them while I’m working, but other blokes are not so cheerful. Not cheerful
at all. I despise one fellow. He is a snark. So I call him Snark. Because I
like the name. Because the name fits, because I wish I could line up origami penguins
on his kitchen table. Savage origami penguins. Cannibals.
Snark is a boring fellow. He never actually wronged me, I
just picked on Snark to be my enemy because I didn’t have an enemy and I must
have a mortal enemy. Nemesis. Adversary. I am sure that Snark doesn’t have a bowl of
fruit on his kitchen table. I wonder if Snark even has a mother to put a bowl
of fruit on his kitchen table. Recently I began sketching on my own miniature
sketches. Mother ordered me to put things on my walls. I will create a frame of
three portraits. “Pair in Tree.” “Pair in Bowl.” “Pair on tongue.” “Pair on
Tongue” is a particular favorite.
See, I make enemies because I desire them. Like lovers.
Taffeta. Coffee from the Congo. Fancy things.
A true reflection would be nice. People are so phony. I
learned this when I read “The Catcher in the Rye.” I knew about phoniness before.
How could I not know? Knowledge of phoniness is similar to knowledge of the
forms. Knowledge through recollection. Now I know more phoniness than I want
and wherever I turn there it is, caving in like a chocolate soufflé. Perhaps I
am to be a Bundt cake maker. But instead I am a brick layer, because I studied
to be a musician. Because I smell like a musician. Because my studies flopped
like chocolate soufflé. Because coffee from the Congo smells better than it
tastes.
I snuck into Snark’s house today with my bowl of pears. A gift. Believe me, I was going to place my pears
on the kitchen table and leave, but I got quite caught up in the shape of the
ceiling. Walls met other walls from on high. A box shape blobbed out of the
ceiling. Not that I really cared. I just wanted a look see. Really caring is a
foreign idea. If I really cared I could accomplish so much. What is that on
Snark’s table? A bowl of apples? What a phony.
So I stole his apples.
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